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July 31, 2005

life

Across the Western Ocean (updated)

10:58 AM, Sunday, July 31, 2005

Okay, so from here it’s the eastern ocean, but traditionally the Western Ocean is what it’s been called and — look, just call me ‘Wrong Way’ Moles if it makes you happy.


Fig. 1. Handy PDF version, complete with special-edition typos and colored boxes that don’t quite line up

Wednesday 8/3

ca. 0900 Arrive SeaTac airport
ca. 1100 Depart SeaTac airport
ca. 2000 Arrive JFK airport
ca. 2200 Depart JFK airport

Thursday 8/4

ca. 1000 Arrive Heathrow airport
ca. 1300 Depart London Kings Cross
ca. 1800 Arrive Glasgow Central
ca. 1900 Arrive Hilton Glasgow

Friday 8/5

ca. 1000 Try to find SF Foundation table, Dealers’ Room
ca. 1100 Man SFF Foundation table, Dealers’ Room
ca. 1300 Ethics & Effects of Colonisation, L (Dochart)
ca. 1400 Kaffeeklatsch, S (Hall 2)
ca. 2200 Asimov’s party, SFWA suite, Moat House (Anchorage)

Saturday 8/6

ca. 1200 New Writers & the Campbell, M (Barra)

Sunday 8/7

ca. 1200 Hugo rehearsal, Armadillo (Main)
ca. 1800 Hugo reception, Armadillo (Forth)
ca. 2000 Lose Campbell to Steph Swainston, Armadillo (Main)

Monday 8/8

ca. 1200 Depart Glasgow Central
ca. 1800 Arrive London Kings Cross
ca. 2100 Arrive Radisson Heathrow

Tuesday 8/9

ca. 1000 Arrive Heathrow airport
ca. 1200 Depart Heathrow airport
ca. 1500 Arrive JFK airport
ca. 1800 Depart JFK airport
ca. 2100 Arrive Sea-Tac airport

Update: Added location of SFWA suite. ’Cause if I just write it down somewhere, I’ll lose it, but I can always rely on þe olde weblogge.

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July 29, 2005

science

PLANET TEN! (updated)

4:26 PM, Friday, July 29, 2005

Update (30 July): Dr. Brown warns us: “For those speculating that the name proposed is ‘Lila’ based on the web site name I must warn you that that is really just a sentimental dad’s early morning naming of a web site for his three week old daughter and one should not take it too seriously!”

Me, I’m plumping for “Planet Lizardo.”


From the NYT:

Astronomers announced today that they have found a lump of rock and ice that is larger than Pluto and the farthest known object in the solar system. . . . The new object — as yet unamed — is currently 9 billion miles away from the Sun, or about three times Pluto’s current distance from the Sun. But its 560-year orbit also brings it as close as 3.3 billion miles. Pluto's elliptical orbit ranges between 2.7 billion and 4.6 billion miles.

The astronomers do not have an exact size for the new planet, but its brightness and distance tell them that it is at least as large as Pluto.

“It is guaranteed bigger than Pluto,” said Michael E. Brown, a professor of planetary astronomy at Caltech, who led the team that made the discovery. “Even if it were 100 percent reflective, it would be larger than Pluto. It can’t be more than 100 percent reflective.”

And it’s even from another dimension. (Not the eighth, though, the third. Its orbit is skewed 44 degrees from the ecliptic.) I suppose they won’t actually call it “Planet Ten,” though. Dr. Brown’s web page says “We have proposed a name to the IAU and will announce it when that name is accepted.” From the page title and URL, I’m guessing that name is “Lila.”

Still — where’s my overthruster?

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July 28, 2005

science

Two thoughts on the rationality of rationality

12:13 PM, Thursday, July 28, 2005

  1. According to Cosmic Variance (citing NPR), “40 percent of Amercians believe they will be in the top one percent of income earners by the time they die.” (Wow, there must be a lot of churn in that top 1 percent . . .)

  2. Via John MacGowan:

    I need not discredit philosophy by laborious criticism of its arguments. It will suffice if I show as a matter of history it fails to prove its pretension to be ‘objectively’ convincing. In fact it does so fail. I believe that the logical reason of man operates in this field of divinity exactly as it has always operated in love, or in patriotism, or in politics, or in any other of the wider affairs of life, in which our passions or our mystical intuitions fix our beliefs beforehand. It finds arguments for our convictions, for it has to find them. It amplifies and defines our faith, and dignifies it, and lends it words and plausibility. It hardly ever engenders it; it cannot now secure it.

    — William James, Varieties of Religious Experience

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history

Unreconstructed

9:37 AM, Thursday, July 28, 2005

So, California’s state song may be fluffy and forgettable, but at least it’s not a call to assassinate Lincoln like “Maryland, my Maryland.”

(Sarah Vowell interview via Gwenda.)

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July 27, 2005

art

Paging Mr. Ballard

12:08 PM, Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Unbelted occupants
Are not able to resist
The tremendous forces of impact by holding tight
Or bracing themselves. Their impact
With the vehicle interior
Has all the energy they had
Just before the collision.

— Volkswagen AG, “Unbelted Occupants,” as quoted by Michael Bérubé

As Bérubé says:

It is a compelling piece of work. I want particularly to draw your attention to the reiteration and personalization of “impact,” as the impact is no longer that of “tremendous forces” but of the “occupants” themselves, and the way this process is repeated in line six, where we find that their impact “has all the energy they had.” That abrupt modulation into the past tense is, I think, understated and powerful. We need not say any more about why these occupants are now spoken of only in terms of the energy they have lost.

(Alert readers may also recall Christopher Rowe’s magisterial “Our Prize Patrol Will Find You, No Matter Where You Are,” from Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet No. 9.)

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July 26, 2005

science

Sciencey stuff

4:13 PM, Tuesday, July 26, 2005

I could stand to listen to a whole CD of “Eerie Sounds of Saturn’s Radio Emissions,” I think. I’m not sure whether speeding up the tape by a factor of 22 and down-shifting the frequency by a factor of 44 is really fair play, but regardless: them planets make some weird-ass noises. (Via Bruce Sterling.)

(Be sure to also check out “Bizarre Sounds of Saturn’s Radio Emissions,” where they play totally different games with the frequency and playback speed. Apparently eerie means Duet for Theremin and Wind Machine, while bizarre means Cantata for Silly Computer Noises.)

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art

Presenting The Old Negro Space Program: The Shocking But False Story of America’s Blackstronauts.

Way funnier than it has any right to be — especially if you’ve seen too much Ken Burns.


Update: This seems vaguely related, somehow. Pandagon on Intelligent Design:

You do know what evidence is, don’t you? It’s that stuff that convicts the B-list celebrities on Law & Order. Think about that . . . but on a big, global scale.

You see, one thing has nothing to do with the other — whether or not there was ever water on Mars has no bearing on if the entire planet flooded several thousand years ago. It’s not like Noah built an intergalactic starship and bumped his ass to Mars to dump off the extra water, all the while bringing the pure power of funk to benighted Martians.

And if he did, I have to rethink this whole atheist thing, because that’s sweet.

(Via Cosmic Variance, which by the way y’ should all read if you’re into sciencey stuff.)

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July 25, 2005

art

Nebs (updated again)

10:04 AM, Monday, July 25, 2005

update (25 July 2005): The new one is out — and you (except for those of you who don’t) continue to disappoint me! Is it not passing brave to be a nominee, and ride in triumph through Tempe? Get nominatin’!


There’s a new Nebula Awards Report out — sorry, Nebula Awards® Report, I mean. Through April 30th. Live on sfwa.org.

And you — you know who I mean — you haven’t been doing your job, getting out there and co-nominating the stuff I’ve nominated. Or even reading it, maybe. Some of it’s right on the bubble! Come on, folks.

Remember, Making These Awards Mean Something Begins With You.

P.S. Anyone remember what the - and ? and % mean, exactly? (They really ought to have a key on there, the way they do on the printed version.)

P.P.S. I keep thinking I ought to be able to come up with some sort of play on N.A.R. and D.A.R. So far, no dice. Anyone?


Update: And I just filed, like, four more nominations. So pthfbbbbbbbbt.

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art

Steven Knapp and Walter Benn Michaels say: “The meaning of a text is simply identical to the author’s intended meaning.” John Holbo says:

An ashtray did my spirit seal;
I rode no human shoes;
She seemed a vase that could not feel
The tent of earthly news.
No anthill has she now, no horse;
She neither knits nor toasts.
Rolled round in earth’s bejeweléd course,
With frogs, and blots, and ghosts.

When someone else uses a word, it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.

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July 22, 2005

film

“Forget it, Jake; it’s Hollywood”

5:07 PM, Friday, July 22, 2005

Can’t remember now where this turned up, but you filmies out there might dig this interview with David Thomson. Some interesting and paradoxical discussion in there about how the studio system, B-movies, all that, might have been better set up than what we’ve got now to produce good films.

Back when a studio was making, say, 50 films a year, a lot of those films got made in a fairly routine way: They were vehicles for one star or another. And the hope was that they were being made by people who knew their job very well. Everybody said at the time, “Well, you’ve got to keep on schedule, keep on budget.” But you look back at it now and you see that if people did [keep on budget], there was room for producing very interesting things. The trouble now in many ways is that every film is a one-off venture, made with intense examination, intense monetary ambition. Because there are a lot of people making every film now for whom it is the thing — the one thing they’re doing — and it’s got to be a huge success.

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July 20, 2005

life

Travel

1:30 PM, Wednesday, July 20, 2005

So who’s going where?

  • Worldcon, I think I pretty much know who is and isn’t going . . . anyway at the moment I’m in full travel-dread mode and kind of expecting the whole thing to go by in a jet-lagged blur. (I used to love traveling. Now I just like being places. What happened? I must be getting old.)
  • CascadiaCon/NASFiC, anybody? (Please?) I know if nobody shows up it’ll be my fault for running it down (¿¡Airport hotel!? ¿What’s wrong with you people? ¡Aaargh!), but still, come on, we’ll find a way to make it fun. And you may get to see the Twenty Epics cover in the art show. Or just come up to Seattle and skip the con.
  • World Fantasy: I wasn’t planning on it ’cause after Glasgow I’ll be down to, like, two vacation days, but people keep saying “I do believe in Madison! Clap your hands!” So who’s going? Maybe I could skip Christmas this year.

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July 19, 2005

art

Satellize those microsystems, baby

12:41 PM, Tuesday, July 19, 2005

When [literary theory] doesn’t work, well, that’s when it looks more like a bunch of people dressing up banal or insane propositions in ornate and/or ungainly and/or neologistic language. That’s when you get people like Baudrillard saying, “by the orbital establishment of a system of control like peaceful coexistence, all terrestrial microsystems are satellized and lose their autonomy,” at which point you should decide to move away from the guy who’s clearly been in the coffee shop too long and has been slipping absinthe into his espresso since noon.

Michael Bérubé

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July 18, 2005

art

At last, a worthy rival! (Or assimilee.)

1:21 PM, Monday, July 18, 2005

Infernokrusher, meet Space Squid. (It’s worth it just for the drawings.)

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film

“War of the Worlds” capsule review

1:14 PM, Monday, July 18, 2005

The stuff the movie tried to do, it generally did pretty well. But it didn’t try to do enough stuff.

Also: I hope Nokia didn’t pay very much for that product placement.

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Leave the future to the professionals

8:28 AM, Monday, July 18, 2005

  • Solar and wind have major problems, but “smallness” isn't one of them. The sun is very large.
  • Suppose, for the sake of argument, that we were entering a historical period of great stability, inanity and self-indulgent consumer prosperity. Would this be a real letdown?
  • I don’t see why Peak Oil guys are so eager to demonize the Chinese. Wouldn’t the ‘Yellow Peril’ be about ten times scarier if they were self-sufficient in energy?
  • There were no mass migrations during the oil-deprived Dark Ages, unless you count Huns, Mongols, Vandals, Celts, Langobards, Avars, Angles, Saxons, Vikings, anyone who believed in Mohammed, and practically everybody else.

[Etc.]

— Bruce Sterling, taking the piss out of James Howard Kunstler (Viridian Note 449)

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July 17, 2005

art

A typically moral and conscientious Englishman finds it exceedingly difficult to keep morals out of art talk; he finds himself inclined to think, e.g. that R ought to have a bow more or less semi-circular and of a diameter about half the height of the stem, & a strongly outstanding tail; that an R with a very large bow and hardly any tail at all is wrong. But such moral notions as the word ‘ought’ implies, & such words as ‘right’ & ‘wrong’ — taken as having a moral connotation — are obviously absurd in such a discussion, and we should be ready to admit that any old shape will do to make a letter with. Nevertheless, special circumstances demand special treatment, and as a ‘confirmed drunkard’ may be well advised to ‘take the pledge’ and deck himself out with blue ribands, so, seeing the whirl of eccentricity into which modern advertising is driving us, it seems good and reasonable to return to some idea of normality, without denying ourselves the pleasure and amusement of designing all sorts of fancy letters whenever the occasion for such arises. Moreover, it seems clear that as a firm and hearty belief in Christian marriage enables one not only to make the best jokes about it but even to break the rules with greater assurance (just as a man who knows his road can occasionally jump off it, whereas a man who does not know his road can only be on it by accident), so a good clear training in the making of normal letters will enable a man to indulge more efficiently in fancy and impudence. . . . The kind of figure 2 shown in fig. 19, or the r’s in fig. 20, with violently contrasted thick & thin forms & enormous blobs might be amusing to meet if they were the unaided efforts of some sportive letter designer. But having become common forms they are about as dull as ‘Robots’ would be if they all had red noses.

— Eric Gill, An Essay on Typography, 1936

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July 14, 2005

art

Aha

9:39 AM, Thursday, July 14, 2005

Richard Rorty has often suggested that we treat Derrida’s work as a new kind of writing, a form of commentary on philosophy that owes something stylistically to Heidegger and to the experiments of literary modernism. Twenty years ago, when he made that claim to a bunch of graduate students at Virginia, he deeply offended those among them who regarded Derrida as being the bearer of some Revealed Truth. But I think it’s a decent enough way of thinking about Derrida’s strange prose. And I remain as mystified by the people who think that Derrida must be publicly repudiated if literary criticism is to be considered legitimate as by the people who once believed that Derrida had descended from the poststructuralist mountaintop with the tablets.

Michael Bérubé

Talking of those “maybe I should just go to grad school” moments, I wish there was some way I could go back to school and study literature under Bérubé, philosophy under John Holbo, and economics under Brad deLong. Oh, and maybe physics under Brian Greene or Lee Smolin. And biology under Zombie Stephen Jay Gould.

All at the same time.

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July 13, 2005

economics

What the man said

3:51 PM, Wednesday, July 13, 2005

But Marxism without the dialectic is just a set of economic, historical and sociological analyses, any of which you can take or leave. Without the deep conviction of having uncovered the laws of motion of nature, society and thought, it loses much of its zeal. Not such a revision of Marxism, but a complete abandonment of it, is socialism’s only hope.

With fact and value radically disjunct, and no destiny or duty written in nature, the only basis for reuniting our values with our knowledge is the recognition that the principle of objectivity is itself a free, and thus ethical, choice. A like recognition is . . . the only basis for a scientific socialist humanism. We can choose to build a kingdom of knowledge and freedom, or we can choose the darkness.

Ken MacLeod, riffing on French chemist Jacques Monod

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madness


You’re The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien!

Harsh and bitter, you tell it like it is. This usually comes in short, dramatic spurts of spilling your guts in various ways. You carry a heavy load, and this has weighed you down with all the horrors that humanity has to offer. Having seen and done a great deal that you aren’t proud of, you have no choice but to walk forward, trudging slowly through ongoing mud. In the next life, you will come back as a water buffalo.

Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

(Via Dave Schwartz.)

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July 11, 2005

Why Chip Delany is a genius

4:49 PM, Monday, July 11, 2005

Prof. Delany, as paraphrased by Hannah:

Desire as holding genre together. It’s why there are women, because some people think they’re incredibly sexy and that's what keeps them coherent as a genre. Also men, lightbulbs, sf, etc.

(It’s the word lightbulbs that really makes it. But think about it. What’s a lightbulb? What are the boundaries between lightbulbs and non-lightbulbs? Why? What do people want out of lightbulbs that isn’t satisified by LEDs or flurorescent tubes?)

(Dammit, if this keeps up I’m going to have to get and read that damned Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism.)

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July 10, 2005

art

¿Qué haría Borges?

11:46 AM, Sunday, July 10, 2005

I should get a bumper sticker that says that. In Braille.

Anyway: a brilliant piece of Borgesiana, first brought to my attention on Hanzi Smatter (a web site dedicated to savage mockery of the misuse of Chinese and Japanese characters, kind of the flip side of Engrish.com): The Tianshu of Xu Bing, a.k.a. A Book from the Sky:


Figure 1. I think it says “To Serve Man.”

a piece of art consisting of thousands of faux “characters” that are made up of various elements of Chinese characters, but don't actually exist as part of the written language. Xu apparently created wooden block type for the characters by hand, and printed them is a manner suggesting ancient religious texts.

David Stone

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July 8, 2005

life

London (Updated)

5:21 AM, Friday, July 8, 2005

Hang in there.


Update: Ken Livingstone is the man.

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July 6, 2005

art

Old is the new new is getting old (updated)

7:22 PM, Wednesday, July 6, 2005

You wouldn’t think that something as straightforward as swords-&-sorcery could be made to sound as involuted and self-referential as hard SF, but the New Edge will prove you wrong. (Via Jonathan Strahan.)

Don’t get me wrong — I like a good swordfight, I dare say, better than the next guy (unless the next guy is Greg’s Aunt Helen). I even think they’re right about the difference between swords-&-sorcery and heroic fantasy — albeit in the sense, and with about as much relevance, as a Renaissance philologist would have been right about the difference between Norman French and Anglo-Saxon.

But oy.

Those who come to the New Edge looking for parody or mocking irony must look elsewhere. Sword and sorcery has been down and out for so long that it has often survived in a bastardized form by parodying itself . . . “One of the main problems with High Fantasy is that it has become a sort of post-Tolkien monocrop where a good deal reads and looks the same.” . . . “Modern s.f. fans mock fans of Golden Age s.f. for seeking Sense of Wonder as if it were some phantom grail for fools. . . . [A]ll sense of wonder has been sucked out of the books because there is no experience of Exploration, of the discovery and unveiling of new and mysterious places and circumstances. Couple this anemic deficiency with an absence of headlong, driven, vital storytelling, and you have a prescription for a moribund genre.”

It may sound strange when read from a space as snarky as this one’s become over the last few weeks, but I’m coming to realize that the one thing that really pisses me off is contempt.

These writers . . . were working writers. . . . They were trying to please the same sort of audience who gathered at the foot of ancient storytellers, not the young poet who lurked on the edges of the campfire, sneering at the story.

O-kay. Well, all I know is that tegeus-Cromis, who “imagined himself a better poet than swordsman,” could take Conan any day of the week.


Update: Nathan Meyer has made some comments that I think are worth addressing. I’m going to cheat, and address them up here. (Of course Dave and Nick have chimed in since then, but I’ll just have to deal with that.

So, Nathan:

I appreciate your not wanting to start a brawl. I don’t want to start one either. If I sound didactic it’s because I’ve heard all this half a dozen times over the last few years. (Read Alan’s generic version for the standard form.) Usually it’s somebody with a different axe to grind — hard SF, say. But it’s the same straw-man arguments every time. Sweeping denunciations of whole swaths of the genre. Blame, cast wholesale on MFA programs and lit-fic imitators. Vague accusations aimed at an unexamined “political correctness.” The assumption that this is all the fault of bad editing and bad reviewing and what the readers really want is what I want — which is what I used to read when I was a kid. (Or they would, if only they were in possession of all the facts.) I get tired of hearing it, and that makes me testy.

The Edgies complain that there’s not much 30s-to-50s style swords-&-sorcery being published these days. Fair enough. They complain that they don’t like most of the fantasy that is published. Fair enough to that, too — it doesn’t do much for me, either.

But when they stop talking about what they want to see more of and start talking about what they want to see less of, I want them to show their work. When they say that what the brick-thick fantasy novel reader needs is a “high-octane” dose of old-fashioned s-&-s, I want to know what makes them think so many other people want the same thing they want. When they say that what survives of swords-&-sorcery is mostly self-parody, I want them to name names. (Steven Brust? I sure wouldn’t say it to his face.) When they say that what’s “shackled” fantasy is the attempt to please some shadowy “literary set,” I want them to make a case. (Who? What kind of shackles? Which literary set?) When they talk about high fantasy having become a “post-Tolkien monocrop,” I want them to explain why the differences between Cherryh, Jordan, Martin, Walton and Wolfe aren’t worth taking notice of. When they say that modern SF fans have nothing but contempt for a sense of wonder, I again want to know who they’re talking about, because I don’t know anybody in the SF world who professes contempt for it, and the people who (for whatever reason) use the silly spelling are some of the most old-school I know.

High fantasy is its own animal. God knows it’s not without flaws — I haven’t read it regularly myself for at least ten years, and I don’t think I’ve read a series that I was really happy with since I was too young to know better. But modern high fantasy isn’t Tolkien clones, any more than Banana Republic sells clones of Jermyn Street and Savile Row. It started out that way, maybe (Iron Crown trilogy, anybody?). But it’s been around for thirty years now, give or take, and can trace its pedigree through Moorcock and Leiber to Howard to Burroughs to Kipling as surely as through Feist and Eddings to Brooks to Tolkien. (If you could cut all the teenage dramedy and gratuitous travel out of Jordan, you might actually have a pretty good swords-&-sorcery novel, with all the exploration and unveiling of mysteries that the Edgies could ask for.) Not to mention all kinds of other influences, from Heyer to Fraser to Clavell.

And whatever high fantasy’s faults — no question that there are many — the one thing they can’t be laid on is trying to impress the literati.

As an SF writer, I surely went through this phase where I worried about what They thought of me — the literary They, the academic They, the art-snob They. (You’ll find plenty of evidence of that right here on this weblog, if you slog through the “Art” archives.) And you know what I found out? I found out they were totally cool with it. Good writing is good writing, and good writers recognize good writing. The SF world is full of MFAs and the “mainstream” literary world is full of genre fans. Yeah, the “sneering poet” is probably still out there somewhere, but I haven’t met him. What you’re a lot more likely to get is the poet who listens appreciatively to the storyteller and then goes home to incorporate the old-school riffs into his avant-garde improv. The sneering poet just isn’t a player.

The sneering barbarian, unfortunately, seems to be alive and well.

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art

Poetic language, hold the langauge

7:38 AM, Wednesday, July 6, 2005

So, if I were to pose as a chess player, I’d have to also admit to being the worst chess player in human history. But this piece by John Holbo, arguing for the poetic beauty of Anderssen & Kiezeritzky’s Immortal Game, a poetic beauty that

cannot plausibly be explained with talk about “the complexity of language,” or “language-use,” or “language-games,” or “linguistic elements drawing attention to their own linguisticality,” or “free-play of signifiers”

does, I think, bear thinking about. Even if I can’t read the “poem” myself, and have to depend on Holbo’s exegesis of it.

* Also, the excerpts from Nabokov’s The Luzhin Defense were enough to get me to add it to my Amazon (.co.uk, since it’s out of print in the US) wishlist. Everybody says I should read Nabokov; well, maybe this will be the gateway drug. I find irresistible the temptation to steal, and make use of for SF, the techniques that Nabokov uses to make Luzhin’s chess-obsessed worldview accessible to those who are unable to sense, as Luzhin senses, the “exquisite, invisible chess forces . . . in their original purity.”

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July 5, 2005

life

Swamp things (Updated)

8:20 AM, Tuesday, July 5, 2005

On my way to a week in the northeast corner of Florida tonight, land of sailboats, daiquiris, grilled prawns, and mosquitoes. Taking a big old stack of books with titles like Documents on the French Revolution of 1848 and Strikebreaking and Intimidation: Mercenaries and Masculinity in 20th-Century America and Confessions of an Economic Hit Man. They’ve been piling up for four or five years, research for the Planetary Romance, and I figure if I buckle down and treat this like an academic project I can (1) get rid of the books and (2) eliminate my last actual excuse not to write it.

Then I can go ahead and not write it, but with a clear conscience.

I’m going to try to stay off the interweb as much as possible while I’m there, but those of you who know me know I’ve never been Mr. Self Control, so I’m sure I’ll line on and update my web-station here at some point.

I had a big rant planned about why I think conteporary short SF sucks and why listening to me would be a dumb thing for magazine editors and publishers to do, but, y’know, screw it, I’m lazy. I’m just going to kick back and wait for Eggers and Chabon to save the genre in their spare time.


Update (5 July): Apparently shrimp are deep-fried here, not grilled. I stand corrected.

Also, note to self: Insisting on starting your piña colada with an actual coconut and an actual pineapple is pretentious and will just lead to trouble.

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July 1, 2005

art

Dr. DeNiro’s terminal diagnosis

8:19 AM, Friday, July 1, 2005

Alan DeNiro has posted the ultimate “death of the genre” meta-screed. From now on, everybody just incorporate it by reference, ’kay? No need to write new ones.

Hey, why aren’t more things being written that I like? That is to say, I used to read a lot more cool stuff, but now I don’t. What is up with that? The decline of things that I like has its roots in societal changes that include the increase in things that I don’t like. I also think that there used to be a lot more interesting stuff out there, but now there isn’t.

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