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October 28, 2004Shameless promotion of others8:45 PM, Thursday, October 28, 2004The new All-Star Stories site is up, with nearly accurate biographical information on each of the authors in All-Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories. Also on the site are the guidelines for Twenty Epics which, I have the honor and pleasure to announce, Susan Marie Groppi of Strange Horizons will be co-editing. (The guidelines are only available in PDF form right now, but if I have time during the joyful madness that is the World Fantasy Convention, I’ll try to get some HTML up, too.) Unless disaster has struck, All-Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories has been on sale all day in the WFC dealers’ room. Buy a copy and stop by the launch party tomorrow night — 10 p.m., suite 2069 — to get it signed.
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Also (updated again)8:17 AM, Thursday, October 28, 2004Update: As usual, Giblets has the best explanation. Update: Again, go Sox!
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October 25, 2004I’m holding a copy of All-Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories and you’re not8:43 AM, Monday, October 25, 2004That’s all there is to say, really. Except, you can change that.
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October 22, 2004Apropos of nothing4:38 PM, Friday, October 22, 2004I came to realize that such conversations were appropriate only within the context of relationship. Outside of that context, there’s little possibility for give and take, for listening as well as talking, and what happens isn’t really a conversation at all, but a well-intentioned form of verbal assault. — Fred “slacktivist” Clark
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“Anything that can be done to a rat . . .”4:18 PM, Friday, October 22, 2004As Bruce Sterling said: “Anything that can be done to a rat can be done to a human being. And we can do most anything to rats.” Here’s what we can do to rats now. “It’s essentially a dish with 60 electrodes arranged in a grid at the bottom,” (bioengineer Thomas) DeMarse said. “Over that we put the living cortical neurons from rats, which rapidly begin to reconnect themselves, forming a living neural network — a brain.” The brain and the simulator establish a two-way connection, similar to how neurons receive and interpret signals from each other to control our bodies. By observing how the nerve cells interact with the simulator, scientists can decode how a neural network establishes connections and begins to compute, DeMarse said. (Via BoingBoing.)
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By unpopular demand (updated)2:02 PM, Friday, October 22, 2004The truth is that I don't give a good goddamn about Bush the man. Just to get it out of my system, though, here's what I think of him. I don't think, as many on the Left seem to, that he's an idiot. I don't think he's Dick Chaney's puppet, or Karl Rove's. I do think he's in over his head. I do think he lacks compassion, empathy, foresight, and the capacity for self-reflection. I sometimes think that he really has been Born Again. I sometimes think he's a ruthless cynic who's happy to use the religious right to get elected, because he's safe in the knowledge that none of their policies will really affect on him or his friends. I think (having worked for the sort of people she's talking about) that Teresa Nielsen Hayden's analysis of his psychology is the most plausible I've heard so far. And I don't think he gives a damn what I think. If you find this to be at odds with my previously expressed opinions, it's possible that I communicated badly — for which I apologize — and possible that I've changed my mind — for which I don't. But none of that is what I care about. What I care about is who he surrounds himself with. What I care about is his policies. What I care about is that he and his team have made a dog's breakfast of everything from education reform to Medicare reform to trade policy to fiscal policy to homeland security to counterterrorism (without even getting into his Iraq policy, something that not even a dog would eat). I'm not even talking about their goals. I'm talking about their approach to achieving them. You don't fix public education by forcing school districts to divert even more resources from teaching to administrative compliance with federal regulations. You don't fix Medicare by setting up a complicated drug plan that no one understands and that actually costs the government more money than what it was replacing. You don't encourage free trade by violating trade agreements to scrounge for votes in steel country and pick fights with the Canadian lumber industry. You don't stimulate an economy with an oversupply problem by cutting taxes on investment income. You don't protect the country by cutting funding for first responders and wasting money to keep nail clippers off airplanes. You don't deny terrorists a safe haven by turning the country that supported them over to anarchy and warlordism. (And you don't take over a large and well-armed country by firing your chief of staff for requesting too many troops, ignoring the State Department's area experts, staffing your viceregal regime with campaign contributors and unqualified kids vetted by the Heritage Foundation, and letting the Defense Department and the CIA fight it out over whether the strongman you prop up is going to be a crook or a spook. But I'm trying not to talk about that.) What I care about is that Bush broken his most important campaign promise. His most important campaign promise was that it didn't matter whether he was an expert, because he would surround himself with the country's best experts and take their advice. He promised that if there was a foreign policy crisis, he'd listen to Colin Powell, and if there was an economic crisis, he'd listen to Alan Greenspan. Instead he listened to Donald Rumsfeld and Larry Lindsey, and managed to screw up both crises six ways from Sunday. I'll admit it: There's really not much chance I would have voted for even a competent Republican president. The best the GOP could hope for is that they'd run someone like, oh, take your pick: Colin Powell, William Weld, Rudy Giuliani — and the Democrats would run someone like Dick Gephardt or Dianne Feinstein. That might get me to abstain. But if I were a conservative (a real conservative, I mean, not some premillenial dispensationalist with a Scofield Reference Bible in one hand and a Gary North tract in the other) I still wouldn't be able to vote for this guy. I know what a competent Republican administration would look like, and this isn't it. Even if I agreed with Bush's stated policies, he's the last one I'd want as their standardbearer. If I were a conservative, my biggest worry wouldn't be a Kerry presidency, it would be that the incompetence of the Bush crew was going to do the kind of damage to the national Republican party that Pete Wilson did to the Republican party in California, casting them out into the wilderness for a political generation and casting their policies out even longer. And if I were not just a conservative, but a secular conservative, I'd wonder how long Bush can keep giving the religious right half of what they want — before what's left is too small to cut in half. Update:
Update: Oops. I do know Larry Lindsey from Larry Summers.
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October 21, 2004Writers' paradigms: Beowulf, Dante, Kafka12:36 PM, Thursday, October 21, 2004This Neal Stephenson interview, brought to my attention by Brandon for other reasons, has an interesting and, I think, somewhat new take on the “genre ghetto” issue. Accountability in the writing profession has been bifurcated for many centuries. I already mentioned that Dante and other writers were supported by patrons at least as far back as the Renaissance. But I doubt that Beowulf was written on commission. Probably there was a collection of legends and tales that had been passed along in an oral tradition — which is just a fancy way of saying that lots of people liked those stories and wanted to hear them told. And at some point perhaps there was an especially well-liked storyteller who pulled a few such tales together and fashioned them into the what we now know as Beowulf. Maybe there was a king or other wealthy patron who then caused the tale to be written down by a scribe. But I doubt it was created at the behest of a king. It was created at the behest of lots and lots of intoxicated Frisians sitting around the fire wanting to hear a yarn. And there was no grand purpose behind its creation, as there was with the painting of the Sistine Chapel. The novel is a very new form of art. It was unthinkable until the invention of printing and impractical until a significant fraction of the population became literate. But when the conditions were right, it suddenly became huge. The great serialized novelists of the 19th Century were like rock stars or movie stars. The printing press and the apparatus of publishing had given these creators a means to bypass traditional arbiters and gatekeepers of culture and connect directly to a mass audience. And the economics worked out such that they didn’t need to land a commission or find a patron in order to put bread on the table. The creators of those novels were therefore able to have a connection with a mass audience and a livelihood fundamentally different from other types of artists. Nowadays, rock stars and movie stars are making all the money. But the publishing industry still works for some lucky novelists who find a way to establish a connection with a readership sufficiently large to put bread on their tables. It’s conventional to refer to these as “commercial” novelists, but I hate that term, so I’m going to call them Beowulf writers. But this is not true for a great many other writers who are every bit as talented and worthy of finding readers. And so, in addition, we have got an alternate system that makes it possible for those writers to pursue their careers and make their voices heard. Just as Renaissance princes supported writers like Dante because they felt it was the right thing to do, there are many affluent persons in modern society who, by making donations to cultural institutions like universities, support all sorts of artists, including writers. Usually they are called “literary” as opposed to “commercial” but I hate that term too, so I’m going to call them Dante writers. And this is what I mean when I speak of a bifurcated system. Like all tricks for dividing people into two groups, this is simplistic, and needs to be taken with a grain of salt. But there is a cultural difference between these two types of writers, rooted in to whom they are accountable, and it explains what MosesJones is complaining about. Beowulf writers and Dante writers appear to have the same job, but in fact there is a quite radical difference between them — hence the odd conversation that I had with my fellow author at the writer’s conference. Because she’d never heard of me, she made the quite reasonable assumption that I was a Dante writer — one so new or obscure that she'd never seen me mentioned in a journal of literary criticism, and never bumped into me at a conference. Therefore, I couldn’t be making any money at it. Therefore, I was most likely teaching somewhere. All perfectly logical. In order to set her straight, I had to let her know that the reason she’d never heard of me was because I was famous. All of this places someone like me in critical limbo. As everyone knows, there are literary critics, and journals that publish their work, and I imagine they have the same dual role as art critics. That is, they are engaging in intellectual discourse for its own sake. But they are also performing an economic function by making judgments. These judgments, taken collectively, eventually determine who’s deemed worthy of receiving fellowships, teaching appointments, etc. (Because Slashdot, obnoxiously, doesn’t have anchor tags for individual questions, you’ll have to do some scrolling. It’s question two.) (Also, you should read the bit about Bruce Sterling crashing a liquified natural gas tanker into William Gibson’s pleasure barge.) Then there’s that large collection of us who fall in between — whose writing is not fully supported either by patrons or by the public. I think that once upon a time most of us — in SF, at any rate — expected to become Beowulf writers. For whatever reason [insert favorite ill-conceived rant about the decline of literacy, or the consolidation of publishing, or the end of the small independent bookstore, or whatever, here] that no longer seems to be as attainable a goal as it once did. It seems like there’s an interesting and, I think, fairly new thing going on right now in SF (groups like the SLF and Interstitial Arts come to mind, not to mention many individual SF writers on the MFA track): A shift from the dream of being a Beowulf writer to the dream of being a Dante writer. It’s not that I don’t appreciate what those folks are doing. (All-Star Stories is a member of the SLF’s Small Press Co-op, for instance.) But I do understand now, I think, why it’s always seemed to be a little bit at an angle from what I’m doing. I’m not counting on being a Beowulf writer, and I don’t particularly want to be a Dante writer — I’ve got a day job, and it pays better than teaching freshman comp. Maybe I’m a Kafka writer. Kafka was in insurance.
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This is not caricature. This is policy analysis.10:12 AM, Thursday, October 21, 2004Believing Bush is conservative in any traditional sense is like believing that a Formula One racer with the Perrier logo on its side is full of mineral water.
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October 19, 2004This is who I am (updated)10:45 AM, Tuesday, October 19, 2004I’m a member of the reality-based community. Everybody ought to read the Ron Suskind NYT article that started the meme. Even if you have to register to do it. In the summer of 2002, after I had written an article in Esquire that the White House didn’t like about Bush’s former communications director, Karen Hughes, I had a meeting with a senior adviser to Bush. He expressed the White House's displeasure, and then he told me something that at the time I didn’t fully comprehend — but which I now believe gets to the very heart of the Bush presidency. The aide said that guys like me were “in what we call the reality-based community,” which he defined as people who “believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.” I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment principles and empiricism. He cut me off. “That’s not the way the world really works anymore,” he continued. “We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” People who “believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.” You bet your sweet ass we do. You’re not creating a new reality; you’re creating a big fucking mess. And when you’re gone, the rest of us are going to have to clean it up. Update: Teresa Nielsen Hayden makes some excellent points: I’m not going to discuss my doubts about Bush’s spiritual life, though I have them. There’s a deeper problem. A whole bunch of times now, Bush has been absolutely certain of his decisions, overflowing with faith—and dead wrong. So whatever it is he’s put his faith in, it’s something that’s telling him things that aren’t true. As I’m sure you’re aware, God doesn’t do that. . . . Believing that God prompts your every decision is no guarantee that God will do so. If you abandon your responsibility for thought, judgement, research, and counsel, you’ll be left with maybe a few small, still promptings from God, and a whole lot of noisy promptings from your own will and desire. . . . This has nothing to do with religion. This is a combination of self-indulgence and Stupid Executive Tricks. If you believe that your will and imagination are the only determinants of success, the most you’ll get is what you’ve wanted and imagined. In Bush’s case, that’s simply not enough.
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October 18, 2004But do they come when you do call them?11:50 AM, Monday, October 18, 2004Since Greg asks: Hotspur: I’d rather be a kitten and cry mew —Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part I (I’m being lazy, I know.)
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October 15, 2004Does Tom Clancy ever write about this?12:51 PM, Friday, October 15, 2004I stopped reading Clancy after the appallingly bad Debt of Honor, which left me
(And that doesn’t even address the quality of the writing.) But, regardless—and taking it as a given that there are no irredeemable genres, only irredeemable books—this seems like the sort of thing that could fuel a really classy technothriller. It was a problem all the ground forces suffered. Some units outran the range of high-bandwidth communications relays. Downloads took hours. Software locked up. And the enemy was sometimes difficult to see in the first place. As the marines’ own “lessons learned” report puts it, “The [First Marine] Division found the enemy by running into them, much as forces have done since the beginning of warfare.” Describing the army’s battle at Objective Peach, John Gordon, another senior researcher at Rand and also a retired army officer, put it this way: “That’s the way it was done in 1944.” . . . Once the invasion began, breakdowns quickly became the norm. For the movement of lots of data—such as satellite or spy-plane images—between high-level commanders and units in the field, the military employed a microwave-based communications system originally envisioned for war in Europe. This system relied on antenna relays carried by certain units in the advancing convoy. Critically, these relays—sometimes called “Ma Bell for the army”—needed to be stationary to function. Units had to be within a line of sight to pass information to one another. But in practice, the convoys were moving too fast, and too far, for the system to work. Perversely, in three cases, U.S. vehicles were actually attacked while they stopped to receive intelligence data on enemy positions. “A lot of the guys said, ‘Enough of this shit,’ and turned it off,” says Perry, flicking his wrist as if clicking off a radio. “‘We can’t afford to wait for this.’” In science fiction we call this AM/FM—“distinguishing the inevitable clunky real-world faultiness of ‘Actual Machines’ from the power-fantasy techno-dreams of ‘Fucking Magic.’” Do any of the technothriller writers do this? Or are technical difficulties something that only happens to the Bad Guys?
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October 13, 2004Further incitement to zeppelin pre-orders10:26 AM, Wednesday, October 13, 2004Courtesy of the lovely and talented Ms. Lara Wells:
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October 12, 2004Jacques Derrida, R.I.P.10:04 AM, Tuesday, October 12, 2004I’m with Fafblog on this one: “I don't get it,” says me. “How could Derrida die? He was a social construct." “True,” says Giblets. “Nothin is outside the text, includin Derrida.” “Then he couldn't die,” says me. “After all if he did he would be reinforcin the hegemonic Dead Derrida/Live Derrida binary.” “We must deconstruct Derrida’s death!” says Giblets. “Beginning by inverting the priveleged duality! Derrida is alive!” “He’s stuffin his face with cake right now over there!” says me. “Mmmfff,” says Derrida. “Waffff uppppf fellaf.” “Derrida stop eatin all our cake!” says Giblets. “That cost good money!” Man that Derrida’s always been a greedy bastard.
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October 6, 2004I got yer “clear intent of the voter” right here1:52 PM, Wednesday, October 6, 2004What’s wrong with this picture?
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Is your representative on this list? (Updated)1:00 PM, Wednesday, October 6, 2004If not, pick up your cell phone right now and find out why. And I know some of yours aren’t on here. Rep Markey, Edward J. [MA-7], or:
That is the list of the cosponsors of H.R.4674: “To prohibit the return of persons by the United States, for purposes of detention, interrogation, or trial, to countries engaging in torture or other inhuman treatment of persons.” While Massachussetts’ Representative Markey is struggling to get five percent of the House to co-sponsor this bill, the House Republican leadership is doing its best to legalize the outsourcing of torture. The signers of the Declaration of Independence, the framers of the Constitution, and the dead of the American Revolution aren’t just spinning in their graves. Any minute now I expect them to rise and walk. Update: Fixed link to bill summary. Update (10/6): Susan Davis (CA-53) and Tom Lantos (CA-12) have joined the list! Only 400-odd to go. Any Republicans with a conscience out there?
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October 5, 2004Also1:49 PM, Tuesday, October 5, 2004In less mean-spirited news: It’s my birthday. Y’all feel free to take the rest of the day off.
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Ha ha ha1:46 PM, Tuesday, October 5, 2004That’s the mean-spirited ha ha ha, mind you, not the jolly one. Taking note of the overwhelming advantage Democrats seem to have in urban voter registration, Matthew Yglesias observes: Now, clearly, there were more than 90 unregistered Republicans in Multnomah County which had 660,486 people in the 2000 census and experienced 12 percent population growth between 1990 and 2000. What happened here is that the Republicans didn't try to register new voters there. And you can hardly blame them. Walk around a major urban area and there's no obvious way to identify who the Republicans are. The African-Americans and Latinos you find are going to be overwhelmingly Democrats, but most of the white people are Democrats, too. As a result, Democrats can safely push to register minorities, and then if they run out, start looking for white folks, especially students, and single women. Republicans would need to put an awful lot of thought into how to identify their supporters before launching an urban registration drive. So they don't do it, instead they head for rural areas and the exurbs. That would all be fine except for the fact that an awful lot of Republicans live in big cities simply because big cities contain so many people. And I don’t care how mean-spirited it is; I have no sympathy for the GOP’s plight, none at all. They chose to become the party of spiteful white men, and this is what they get.
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