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9 o'clock, June 27, 2006

Unbelievable thunderstorms here from some time before two this morning till some time after three, or maybe it was some time after four. Seriously, you should have seen, heard, smelled this thing, it was tropical.

When I woke up it was out of a dream of working on the William James steampunk adventure novel that I’m half-convinced Susan and I need to write some day. Only in the dream version of the novel, Louis Agassiz was being carted around in a big glass fishtank full of dirty water like a Guild Steersman from Dune. And I remember thinking “Uh-oh; this is one of those ‘gun on the mantlepiece’ things, isn’t it? Guy living in fishtank + Amazon expedition = we’re going to have to write a scene were somebody kills Agassiz by dumping a load of piranhas into the tank, aren’t we?”

(And now you know where I get my ideas.)


P.S. No, Jeremy’s not crazy: when I first posted this there was an analogy about sleeping through the Blitz. But I decided the Agassiz story was more interesting.

Comments

Er, delete that blank comment. This laptop sucks.

I so totally would have eaten shrapnel for that reason. I am a very heavy sleeper.

—— JeremyT, 9:35 PM, Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Unrelated, but how did the Swiss react to being dumped out of the World Cup in the most soporific game of the tournament?

—— Trent Hergenrader, 7:16 AM, Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Near as I can tell, by becoming Brazil supporters. (See, it's all back to the piranhas...)

—— David Moles, 7:31 AM, Wednesday, June 28, 2006

No, no, the gun on the mantlepiece is his suspension between terrestrial and aquatic life -- the firing is when he collapses to one attractor or another or there's an, er, misfire.

—— Dan Percival, 1:20 PM, Thursday, June 29, 2006

Whether or not I am crazy probably has little to do with my above comment. Heh.

—— JeremyT, 4:38 PM, Thursday, June 29, 2006