Maybe you're not thinking outside of the box enough with the skull. Maybe, I dunno... shave it, and get one of those transparent mad scientist brain domes installed? Who needs hair--brain lobes are so much more in season.

Why stop at a transparent dome? I’m thinking evaporative cooling.

I only know your online persona, never having met you in person. But I think your online persona should shave the pate and grow a chinstrap. Perhaps that's just me.

That said, the wife won't allow me to shave my own pate, so it may just be pate envy.

I really think that's premature -- you really should explore more of phase space before you completely abort the experiment.

For example, you haven't tried coloring it yet.

I’m not sure there’s really enough of it to dye. Face paint, now that sounds promising.

Helpful of them to show you how the dye works on paper, rather than hair. (“With a couple exceptions that had to be photo edited a bit.”)

I vote for the brain-dome thingie. But then, don't those evil scientists usually have fu manchu mustaches? This complicates things muchly.

Can't *quite* tell from the pictures whether or not you should keep your head shaved, but I think it's a good look. It's very in right now, you know, very sexy.

I'm glad you're shaving the 'stach. You're much cuter without it.

Possibly a field that temporarily causes everyone in a several foot radius around you to have mustaches and brain domes? Walking through crowds would be really cool.

Morrissey pompadour.

Ah, if only I had cheekbones.

Nobody has cheekbones the way Morrissey has cheekbones. We shall not see their like again.