Second-best story idea I’ve heard all year
3 o'clock, May 2, 2006
“The world of ideas doesn’t really need another grad student hauling the brains of dead Marxists around in his suicase.”
(The best story I’ve heard this year, of course, is this one:
“. . . And this one is called New Saturn.”
“What happened to the old Saturn?”
“Nobody knows,” he states solemly. “Even I don’t know.”
From Karen’s son Jeremiah.)
Hold on now, you may have missed the obvious one...
"And the planet right here is a different Earth. It's the Dinosaurs' Earth. The dinosaurs never died there!"
Yes!