The road seems to have stopped moving, so I must be in Jacksonville.

• Days on road: 19
• Miles traversed: 4500 (approx.)
• State lines crossed: 13
• Margaritas drunk: 10
• (Truly awful margaritas drunk: 2)
• Cough drops consumed: 100+
• Tissues consumed: 300+
• Doses amoxycillin taken: 30
• Bottles of cheap Austrian vodka used primarily as mouthwash: 1
• Introductory creative writing classes taught: 0.75
• Museums visited: 2
• Hot tubs relaxed in: 1
• Tolls, in clear violation of my God-given rights as a Californian, paid to the Kansas Turnpike Authority: 1
• Perennially incomplete cities of the future visited: 1
• Readings from the works of dubious French visionaries listened to: 1

I’m sure there’s more, but it’s all a bit of a blur. Just waiting for the paperwork now, my schedule at the mercy of the Swiss authorities. It’s way too cold, for Florida.