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How to catch a lion: mathematical applications

2 o'clock, January 6, 2006

I’ve seen some of these before, but this is the best list I’ve run across. Many of them are not especially funny, but many are. A few samples:

  • We place a spherical cage in the desert and enter it. We then perform an inverse operation with respect to the cage. The lion is then inside the cage and we are outside.
  • The set theoretic method: We observe that the desert is a separable space. It therefore contains an enumerable dense set of points from which can be extracted a sequence having the lion as the limit. We then approach the lion stealthily along this sequence bearing with us suitable equipment.
  • In the usual way construct a curve containing every point in the desert. It has been proven that such a curve can be traversed in arbitrarily short time. Now we traverse the curve, carrying a spear, in a time less than what it takes the lion to move a distance equal to its own length.
  • The lion has the homotopy type of a one-dimensional complex and hence he is a K(Pi, 1) space. If Pi is noncommutative then the lion is not a member of the international commutist conspiracy and hence he must be friendly. If Pi is commutative then the lion has the homotopy type of the space of loops on a K(Pi, 2) space. We hire a stunt pilot to loop the loops, thereby hopelessly entangling the lion and rendering him helpless.

(I can’t help but think that this style of writing can be instructive, if I intend to continue being so brassy as to write things like “establish a metastable equilibrium that allows convex regions with real and virtual histories to coexist in four-dimensional space-time, while remaining both topologically distinct and contiguous in five-space” with a straight face.)

Comments

Not directly related, but I just looked at the blog's first entry, "Geometrical look at tangens," and got a real kick out it. I discovered that very same insight (the presence of the tangent in the unit circle) back when I was around sixteen, and it totally rocked my world.

—— Ted, 9:49 PM, Friday, January 6, 2006

^Hey Ted, is that the sort of thing David Foster Wallace talks about here?

For most of my college career I was a hard-core syntax wienie, a philosophy major with a specialization in math and logic. I was, to put it modestly, quite good at the stuff, mostly because I spent all my free time doing it. Wienieish or not, I was actually chasing a special sort of buzz, a special moment that comes sometimes. One teacher called these moments "mathematical experiences." What I didn't know then was that a mathematical experience was aesthetic in nature, an epiphany in Joyce's original sense. These moments appeared in proof-completions, or maybe algorithms. Or like a gorgeously simple solution to a problem you suddenly see after half a notebook with gnarly attempted solutions. It was really an experience of what I think Yeats called "the click of a well-made box." Something like that. The word I always think of it as is "click."

—— Robert Burke Richardson, 1:50 AM, Sunday, January 8, 2006

Yep, that's it (although I was never good enough at math to successfully chase such moments the way Wallace describes).

I remember that, at the time, I had wondered for ages why the word "tangent" was used for this particular trigonometric function. What did a line touching a curve have to do with the ratio between the sine and cosine of an angle? It had previously occurred to me that the tangent of an angle was also the slope of the hypotenuse in the relevant triangle. And then one day I was playing with the unit circle, and in a flash the relationships between all of these became clear.

—— Ted, 2:27 PM, Sunday, January 8, 2006