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Dear Seattle electorate4 o'clock, November 9, 2005So, you finally caved. It took eight years and five separate elections, but the disgruntled Powers that Be finally whipped you back to your kennel. No more monorail. No more grassroots. No more independence. No more ideas that haven’t been preemptively blessed by the mayor and the city council and Paul Allen. Enjoy your leaky, voter-fleecing football stadium and your meandering light rail and your Vulcan-approved South Lake Union streetcar to nowhere and your hideous waterfront viaduct, you spineless doormats. You deserve ’em. |
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I was going to say something funny, but then Alan totally won. |
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I never had a horse in that race but I never thought the monorail, as proposed, was a terribly good idea. The original line would have served far too little of the city to justify the expense. (I also didn't appreciate their radio ads claiming the monorail would reduce car traffic when even to the casual observer that was ridiculous.) Perhaps the voters were more turned off by the poor management of the project than anything else: significantly over budget and significantly under funded. They chose not to throw good money after bad. I never had confidence in the SMP because I didn't believe most of their claims of the monorail's effect and their counterarguments to competing projects. Something needs to be done. I don't claim to know what it is. I think a monorail could work with a better plan. For starters a route that services more than 10% of the population. Light rail could work as well, it does in many other cities. But all those proposals sucked as well. When I left Seattle last summer I wondered if I was making a mistake. Things had been good for me there. I haven't missed the place once since I left. (Although I desperately miss the four Half-Price Books stores in the area.) |
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Yeah, it had a lot of problems, but not any more problems than, say, the interminable light rail project. And it wouldn’t even have been on the ballot (for the fifth damn time) if the mayor hadn’t gotten it put there. Meanwhile none of his pet projects are ever put to a vote. |
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P.S. I’d have more of a sense of humor about this if I didn’t think it was symptomatic of everything that’s wrong with this town. |
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I was going to say that this news was symptomatic of everything that’s wrong with that town, but you beat me to it. Have you ever thought about starting a people's initiative to get Francisco Franco on the ballot? Usually I'm all for freedom of expression and democracy, but Seattle's badly in need of an authoritarian dictator to kick some ass. |
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I was thinking more like Zombie Cardinal Richelieu. |
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It was my bad to be tone deaf about this--reading the article, it certainly sucks. |
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Hey, I totally understand that the immediate reaction of everyone outside Seattle to any mention of this is to start humming the Monorail Song. No worries. |
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Sympathies on the loss of the monorail. ...And regardless of any other merits or demerits, monorails are cool! I didn't recognize the Shelbyville reference at first (I don't watch Simpsons), so I Googled it, and discovered a blog with a nice airship photo, so I thought maybe that might cheer you up a bit. The photo, I mean, not the blog. The blog's main page has another airship photo that even appears at first glance to have a five-pointed star in a circle near the nose. I think it's actually a bombsight or something, but for a moment it looked like the All-Star logo. |
Man, Shelbyville's going to be PISSED.