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No, I’m wrong, it’s snarky review week

9 o'clock, October 28, 2005

If cellular automata aren’t your thing, how about Jim Macdonald’s cutting (and professionally informed) review of the latest piece of first-person exploitware from Kuma Games (the people who brought you John Kerry’s Silver Star).

In the Training Scenario, the first thing you do is sneak up and shoot a guy in the back while he’s guarding a vehicle. He has a beard and is wearing one of those Afghani felt hats. “Congratulations!” I thought when I saw that. “You’ve just blown away one member of the small but tenacious local Christian community. He was guarding that truck for his brother, the plumber. Now the brother’s ticked off — and he was previously pro-American. He has access to lots of threaded pipe. A friend of his cousin knows where to get explosives. His father-in-law is an electrician, and can rig a simple firing circuit. When your patrol gets greased by a pipe bomb two weeks from now, you’ll know the reason why.”

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