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“War of the Worlds” capsule review

1 o'clock, July 18, 2005

The stuff the movie tried to do, it generally did pretty well. But it didn’t try to do enough stuff.

Also: I hope Nokia didn’t pay very much for that product placement.

Comments

It needed the on-screen death of one major character. Spielburg is a pussy.

—— JeremyT, 1:26 PM, Monday, July 18, 2005

Well, when you only have one and two-thirds major characters, it's tough.

—— David Moles, 1:32 PM, Monday, July 18, 2005

aheh.

It was all a poorly-masked metaphor anyway. Earth was Tom Cruise, and the invaders were his body thetans. Microbiology making the stand-in for L-Ron and his clensing philosophy. I just can't place the children yet, but I WILL!

—— JeremyT, 1:45 PM, Monday, July 18, 2005

The son died. Sorry, but nothing survived that fiery inferno. The "miraculously returned son cheesy ending" is actually Stage Three of the alien's clever invasion scheme: use the obvious war as cover while they seed the Earth with pod people.

—— Karen, 2:15 PM, Monday, July 18, 2005