I should get a bumper sticker that says that. In Braille.

Anyway: a brilliant piece of Borgesiana, first brought to my attention on Hanzi Smatter (a web site dedicated to savage mockery of the misuse of Chinese and Japanese characters, kind of the flip side of Engrish.com): The Tianshu of Xu Bing, a.k.a. A Book from the Sky:

Figure 1. I think it says “To Serve Man.”

a piece of art consisting of thousands of faux “characters” that are made up of various elements of Chinese characters, but don't actually exist as part of the written language. Xu apparently created wooden block type for the characters by hand, and printed them is a manner suggesting ancient religious texts.

— David Stone