From the horoscope section of The Onion, 26 June 2056 (helpfully back-propagated into 2005):

Zelazny (Sept 7—Oct. 13): Even if you do find their unique combination of style, universal competence, ennui, and raw ambition strangely exhilarating, you’d probably be a lot happier if you stopped keeping company with suicidal types, immortals, and suicidal immortal types.

Sound advice. I’ll try to take it to heart.