Nick Mamatas's Aliases

Your movie star name: Oreos George

Your fashion designer name is Nick Athens

Your socialite name is Rhino New York

Your fly girl / guy name is N Mam

Your detective name is Dog Comsewogue

Your barfly name is Brownies Sloe Gin

Your soap opera name is Kings Highway

Your rock star name is Jelly Beans Cheetah

Your star wars name is Nickaz Mameli

Your punk rock band name is The Annoyed Dolphin-shaped Dildo

The Amazing Meganame Generator

I hate you.

Some of the typical Dutch things I fed into this will not make much sense to non-Dutchmen, but I thought my punk rock band name strangely appropriate:

"The Amused Black Hole"

The band names are the best. The rest was kinda lame.

Your punk rock band name is: The Bemused Macguffin

(But that's so not a punk rock band name.)

"Benjamin Basel" is an adequate, if unremarkable and slightly redundant, fashion designer name.

I think yours, Mr. Moles, should be "The Twitchy Alephs", and they should be speed-addled 50's-style doo-wop Kabbalists.

From VARIETY:

Up-and-comer Chocolate Frank set to star in biopic "Meganame." "Bic Baby" star set to play detective Elephant Sibley, who investigated real-life double murder of boozehound Cheese Bourbon and socialite Schmeltbauer Munich. Film was set to star David Prague, fashion designer and former guitarist for The Snippy Packing Peanut, who ankled production last month after coin troubles. Project will lense on location in Chicago.

Of mine, the best turned out to be my detective name (Platypus Churchill) and my band name (The Bored Astrolabe). The rest didn't really make any sense.