For the love of Elvis, give it up and write something easier then! Stretching yourself as a writer is massively overrated.

Time travel stories? Infernokrush 'em out of existence!

Listen, time travel is totally Infernokrusher. What other plot device lets you immolate and pulverize things before they even happen?

But what's the fun in that? Then _nobody knows_ those things have been infernokrushed.

Or are you infernokrushing for infernokrushing's sake?

I'm waiting for the moment that the InfernoKrusher movement crushes the InfernoKrusher movement. That'll be something to see.

But only on pay-per-view.

I'm amused to report someone's registered Infernokrusher.com.

Well, there's somebody's fifteen bucks down the drain.

Sorry, did I say down the drain? I meant up in smoke.

No, no. Blown to hell.

But with a time machine, that can be fixed...