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L’affaire Campbell

12 o'clock, May 29, 2005


Figure 1. From left to right: Campbell finalist Elizabeth Bear, duel referee (and Hugo finalist) Benjamin Rosenbaum, Campbell finalist David Moles

In order that all participants should be able to keep their dignity, the duel was naturally fought with cream pies.

(There’s a very high-resolution version for you Wiscon copyfight Campbell Award Osh Kosh B’Gosh whipped cream bukkake fetishists, too. Or Locus.)

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Comments

Who won? From the picture it looks like Ben got the worst of it, which seems odd for a referee.

—— Jon Hansen, 6:00 PM, Sunday, May 29, 2005

Keep their dignity? Keep?

(I still say this means Ben gets the not-a-Hugo.)

—— Hannah, 6:43 PM, Sunday, May 29, 2005

Keep in mind that what was originally proposed was “silly” string. The pies were quite serious and dignified.

I mean, allowing for the fact that we’re talking about paper plates filled with whipped cream, they were quite serious and dignified.

—— David Moles, 1:21 AM, Monday, May 30, 2005

It was a beautiful thing, I have to say. You and Elizabeth pied Ben as if you'd rehearsed it, and he reacted as if he hadn't planned it (which he did).

Good luck to you in Glasgow, BTW. I can't remember if I wished you that or not.

—— Dave Schwartz, 8:21 AM, Tuesday, May 31, 2005

*g* Well, David and I weren't aware that Ben had planned on being pied. The information *I* was given was that David and I were to pie one another.

Let this be a lesson to Ben! If we'd known he intended us to pie him, perhaps we would have pied each other.

*goes briefly to a Manley Hopkins kind of place*

Viva la Revolucion!

—— elizabeth bear, 11:22 AM, Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Kind of scary how being pied in the face has ripped away the mask of normality over Ben's eyes, and revealed the deep, dark ruby glow of his eldrich energy source.

—— Karen, 11:37 AM, Tuesday, May 31, 2005

*Planned* might be a bit of an overstatement... I recall *suggesting* it to Dave Schwartz in a moment of levity...

—— Benjamin Rosenbaum, 1:22 PM, Thursday, June 2, 2005