Over at his new Goblin Mercantile Exchange, Alan translates part of SFWA’s “ePiracy FAQ”

Morally . . . O’ course ’tis a problem if ye take somethin’ fer free that ye’re supposed t’ pay fer. Be seein’ below fer all th’ harms this causes. Quality . . . Th’ thin’ be, ye canna trust that a gentleman-o’-fortuned work be really what th’ author wrote. We’re nay jus’ talkin’ typos here (which can be quite annoyin’, dependin’ how badly th’ story has been mangled), but worse: Buccanneers ben documented as changin’ works t’ match the’r philosophies(!).

I’m not sure what I think of “gentleman of fortune” as a verb, but hopefully this clarifies things.