Seen on the web:

“It has been conjectured that further symmetry breaking will lead to a God in Six Persons, which have tentatively been named Bereshith, Tetragrammaton, Incarnatus, Agape, Pentecost, and Paracletus.”

(Comment by “Carlos,” attached to Cherubim and Seraphim, Falling Down Before Thee, John & Belle.)

I don’t know why this cracks me up, but it does.