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Sincerity is not enough!

4 o'clock, April 11, 2005

I have taken my vows and from now on I will be addressed as Brother Gatling Gun of Seeing All Sides of The Question. Fear our calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues! Prepare to shake hands with strangers! Glory to the Unitarian Jihad!


Also, I will, without reservation, make one act of worship, gratis, to the first celestial being who can cure this absolute bastard of a head cold I picked up this weekend.

Comments

Well, you've only given them a couple of hours. Show some patience. Celestial beings probably don't surf the net that much, looking for worshippers. You'll probably have to go to them.

I'm just sayin'.

—— Brother Divine Plasma Rifle of Undeclared Understanding, 7:19 PM, Monday, April 11, 2005

But what if there is some divine plan behind your head cold? Not saying that you have to believe that, at least not without a committee discussion and vote.

Sister Scud Missile of Charity

—— Maureen McHugh, 8:31 PM, Monday, April 11, 2005

If you're waiting for a celestial being to cure your cold before you offer it, in trade, an act of worship without reservation, you're leading with a reservation. I'm given to understand that some celestial beings don't respond well to that.


—— Sister Pepper Spray of Love and Mercy, 7:13 PM, Tuesday, April 12, 2005

BTW, no relation to Sister Pepper Spray...

I'm afraid celetial beings have no notion of what a cold is (common or otherwise) so I don't believe they can cure one. I hope I'm wrong for your sake!

Your sister in sneezing. My allergies are really bad this week. :(

—— Sister Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy, 10:36 AM, Wednesday, April 13, 2005