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Sincerity is not enough!4 o'clock, April 11, 2005I have taken my vows and from now on I will be addressed as Brother Gatling Gun of Seeing All Sides of The Question. Fear our calm, well-reasoned discussions of the issues! Prepare to shake hands with strangers! Glory to the Unitarian Jihad! Also, I will, without reservation, make one act of worship, gratis, to the first celestial being who can cure this absolute bastard of a head cold I picked up this weekend. |
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But what if there is some divine plan behind your head cold? Not saying that you have to believe that, at least not without a committee discussion and vote. Sister Scud Missile of Charity |
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If you're waiting for a celestial being to cure your cold before you offer it, in trade, an act of worship without reservation, you're leading with a reservation. I'm given to understand that some celestial beings don't respond well to that.
—— Sister Pepper Spray of Love and Mercy, 7:13 PM, Tuesday, April 12, 2005 |
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BTW, no relation to Sister Pepper Spray... I'm afraid celetial beings have no notion of what a cold is (common or otherwise) so I don't believe they can cure one. I hope I'm wrong for your sake! Your sister in sneezing. My allergies are really bad this week. :( —— Sister Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy, 10:36 AM, Wednesday, April 13, 2005 |
Well, you've only given them a couple of hours. Show some patience. Celestial beings probably don't surf the net that much, looking for worshippers. You'll probably have to go to them.
I'm just sayin'.