Lincoln College, my alma step-mater, has put Brasenose* up for sale in order to make “space for a new bar/sauna complex.” You don’t get the Radcliffe Camera, but you do get a nice view of it. Well worth ten million quid, if you ask me.

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*Familiar to some of you Connie Willis readers as one of the two Oxford colleges lucky enough to have their own time machines.