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Zeppelins aloft!

9 o'clock, April 11, 2004

I’ve updated the All-Star Zeppelin Adventure Stories web page with the final list of contributors. We’ve got some great writers, some brilliant stories, and I think this is going to be a marvelous anthology. Thanks to all of our authors, and thanks to everyone who submitted stories to us for your hard work and your patience.

As for how I feel about my first experience as an editor, I leave you with this quote, from Gene Wolfe’s The Knight:

It seemed to me that living way up there and looking down on the rest of us would make him proud. After a while I saw where that was wrong, and under my breath I said, “No, it wouldn’t. It would make you kind instead, if there was any good in you at all.”

Comments

That doesn't actually tell us if there *is* any good in you, or are we supposed to assume so from the fact that you didn't burn the stories and mail the ashes back to the rejectees? :) Very impressive lineup there. And Jer's only got to sell to TEL, and he'll have completed the Jay trifecta.

—— Celia, 10:25 AM, Sunday, April 11, 2004

Great quote, David! (I loved that book.)

—— Eric Marin, 12:22 PM, Sunday, April 11, 2004

I can assure you, he did not burn the manuscripts. At least, if he did, he didn't mail the ashes back to me. As if I'd include enuf postage for that.

And David, I appreciated the fact you gave away the game in the email subject line, which made opening the actual message much less painful.

—— Jon, 5:24 PM, Sunday, April 11, 2004

Wow. That is one hell of a lineup. Nice job!

—— Stephanie, 6:22 AM, Monday, April 12, 2004

Celia — It varies. I haven’t yet disposed of all the disposable manuscripts, so my options are still open. :)

Eric — Me, too. Only six months till The Wizard!

Jon — Thanks. I’m glad it helped. If there’s anything worse in the writing business than getting your hopes up right as you’re opening the rejection letter, I don’t want to know about it.

Stephanie — Thanks! I’m pretty pleased with it myself. :)

—— David Moles, 10:56 AM, Monday, April 12, 2004

What Steph said. Very nice indeed. Wish I was going to WFC.

—— Scott Janssens, 11:05 AM, Monday, April 12, 2004

Wish I were going to WFC as well now! :-)

—— Tobias Buckell, 11:11 AM, Monday, April 12, 2004

Hey, David -- just noticed how few women there are in your line-up. Don't worry - not accusing y'all of anything. :-) But it did make me curious; was that representative of the submission proportions too? Are women less likely to write pulp? (I know I am. :-)

—— Mary Anne Mohanraj, 1:49 PM, Monday, April 12, 2004

It’s a fair question, Mary Anne — and don’t think I didn’t notice that, too.

I haven’t done a real tally yet — Jay said somebody or other keeps track of those statistics, and I’d like to contribute. But I just did a quick count with a not-quite-final version of my spreadsheet (the only one I have handy — there’s five or ten submissions that it’s missing), and came up with 38 women and 145 men.

So, mathematically, we probably should have had four women rather than three, but yeah, it’s fairly representative.

I don’t feel too bad about having three rather than four, but I definitely would have liked to see more stories from women. My guess is that the topic just did appeal more to men, but I don’t really know.

For what it’s worth, in my subjective and unscientific estimation, Ms. What’s story and Ms. Vaughn’s are some of the least pulpy in the book, and even Ms. Bear’s isn’t one of the pulpiest. But I don’t think it’s worth a whole lot. :)

—— David Moles, 2:37 PM, Monday, April 12, 2004

Thanks -- that very nicely answers my question! :-)

—— Mary Anne Mohanraj, 8:43 AM, Tuesday, April 13, 2004

It seems to me that there is an interest issue. The Zeppelin panel at NorWesCon (a con that seemed to me to be attended by a fair number of women) was predominantly attended by men. Especially when compared to the female attendence of the "how to write a sex scene" panel immediately afterwards.

—— JeremyT, 3:23 PM, Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Good eye, Jeremy. I wonder if the demographics would have been any different if we’d gone with Racy Zeppelin Stories?

—— David Moles, 3:40 PM, Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Lusty Zeppelin Sluts of Venus

—— Jay Lake, 8:26 AM, Thursday, April 15, 2004

Jay, I don't know if women would buy that, but I would. Hell, I'd buy two.

—— JeremyT, 9:10 AM, Thursday, April 15, 2004

"The long semi-rigid dirigible stirred emotions deep within Arsenia's loins, emotions she'd years ago suppressed like cold fusion research."

—— Jay Lake, 9:27 AM, Thursday, April 15, 2004

As one of your rejected contributors, I just want to say I'm still looking forward to reading the anthology. And thanks for inspiring me to write what I consider to be one of my best stories so far, even if it didn't find a home with you.

—— Eric James Stone, 2:22 PM, Thursday, April 15, 2004

Would those be slutty zeppelins, or sluts who lust after zeppelins?

I meant to write a zeppelin story, but it crashed and burned.

—— Hannah, 10:50 AM, Monday, April 19, 2004