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Rumsfeld’s fighting technique is unstoppable!

11 o'clock, February 18, 2004

Twin Cobra Fist, Drunken Temple Boxing, Hidden Monkey Hands — Rummy’s got it all.


Figure 1. Donald Rumsfeld demonstrates his Grimace Palm technique.

How did Carter ever defeat Ford with Rummy by his side?

(Via Electrolite Sidelights.)

Comments

He was an unskilled novice then, with no knowledge of the fist or the foot or the mastery of will. But afterwards he spent many years in a Tibetan monastery, learning their secrets before he began to develop his own fighting techniques.

—— Jon, 11:50 AM, Wednesday, February 18, 2004

These things may all be true but he should have spent more time in the chapel chanting because the winey high pitched inflection which he uses to end every single public comment is irritating the the global community and putting American soldiers and citizenry in jeapordy.

—— SciFiLibrarian, 5:57 PM, Tuesday, February 24, 2004