So I broke down last week and ordered a copy of the A Shoggoth on the Roof cast album, and now I’ve got “If I Were A Deep One” stuck in my head.

If I were a Deep One
Blub-blub blub-blub blub-blub-blub blub blub-blub blub-blub blub-blub-blub
All day long I’d swim beneath the sea
If I were a De-eep One

I should have known better than to start, as Nanny Ogg would say, paddlin’ with the occult . . . Yaa Cthulhu! Cthulhu F’thagn!