“Not making me want to read your story more”
9 o'clock, September 10, 2003
From the file of approaches to be avoided by aspiring writers;
BUCKY THE CAT: I’d like you to read my screenplay. It would be the first screenplay written by cats for cats.
FRANCIS: But see, as cats have zero buying power, you aren’t a demographic anyone cares about.
BUCKY THE CAT: Normally when somebody says something like that to me, I whiz on their shoes.
FRANCIS: Not making me want to read your story more.
(From today’s Get Fuzzy.)