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“Fly, monkeys, fly!”

1 o'clock, March 25, 2003

Rob reports that, according to a Moroccan newspaper, Morocco has offered the US the use of 2000 mine-sweeping monkeys for service in Iraq.

This must be what General Renuart was talking about on the radio this morning when he said forces from “all our coalition partners” were undertaking “special operations” in Iraq.

Comments

Oh, great, David. Now I've sprayed coke all over my monitor.

And after they set off the mines, I'm certain they will be flying.

—— Jon, 1:47 PM, Tuesday, March 25, 2003