“Se habla American, God damn it!”
8 o'clock, March 18, 2003
Courtesy of Jed Hartman, a short demonstration from the Christian Science Monitor illustrating just how far replacing French toast with freedom toast falls short of solving the problem:
It is time for English-speaking peoples folk to throw off this cultural imperialism lording-it-over-others and declare say our linguistic freedom. It is time to purify clean the English language tongue.
Shades of Poul Anderson’s “Uncleftish Beholding”. I think I could do better, but a valiant effort nonetheless. Down with English; up with Modern Anglo-Saxon!
picking nits - if you're going to throw out 'language' you should throw out 'linguistic', too.