The Decline of Things That I Like

God knows I have no particular brief for paranormal romance (Hannah reads it so I don’t have to) or even for contemporary fantasy, but I can’t help but laugh whenever I read a “critical” piece like this one.

Just because you’ve transposed it into a different key, folks, don’t think we can’t still tell you stole that riff from Alan.

(Via Jeremy T.)

15 Responses to “The Decline of Things That I Like”

  1. Tempest Says:

    What’s the line between “Stop writing things I don’t like” and “UR Doin’ It Wrong” ?

  2. Jeremiah Tolbert Says:

    Tempest:

    There isn’t one. All telling people what you don’t like does is upset the people who do like what you like.

    On Metafilter, we call it “Your Favorite Band Sucks.”

  3. Jeremiah Tolbert Says:

    Er, who do like what you don’t like.

  4. chance Says:

    Aw, you’re awesome.

  5. chance Says:

    (though maybe I should say Alan is awesome, but whatever, I laughed.)

  6. David Moles Says:

    I’d like to think there’s room in this town for both of us.

    The difference between “Stop writing things I don’t like” and “UR Doin’ It Wrong” is: is it captioning a humorous kitten picture?

    (Which kind of gets to what Jeremy said: does it engage with real texts?)

  7. Tempest Says:

    no way, man, one of you comes to town, one of you gots ta leave. ;)

    And obviously today should have been a kitten picture! Though I have to say I’m ultimately pleased with the result.

    does it engage with real texts?

    I can get behind that.

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  9. aphrael Says:

    Books have been on a downhill trend ever since the invention of the printing press. You can never *truly* love the written work unless you’ve copied it by hand, painstakingly over months.

  10. David Moles Says:

    I’m with Socrates on this one. The mistake was writing shit down in the first place.

  11. Benjamin Rosenbaum Says:

    I’m with [unnamed hominid]. The mistake was speaki… uh, I mean

    OO OO WAA OO OO HEHEH OO!

  12. Matt Ruff Says:

    Did someone call for a kitten picture?

  13. David Moles Says:

    Much obliged!

  14. Hannah Says:

    >(Hannah reads it so I don’t have to)

    Never let it be said that I don’t do charity.

  15. Justine Larbalestier » Things I REALLY don’t like Says:

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